What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

From Russia With Love

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How does a person become transgender?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?